'its too hot to wear all black'
If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?
I was not prepared for this question
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
This is one of the most inspirational posts I have ever seen on Tumblr.
i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick
Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- My mothafuckin acne
- How mothafuckin tired I look
- My mothafuckin future
- My mothafuckin eating habits
Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:
LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.
I’ll never forget this one time at my old school this white girl was getting her cornrows on by a bunch of Somalians