crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

valonqared:

Lannisters don’t act like fools.

spermbanker:

he likes to lay in the sink. even if the water is on.

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

laureninlilly:

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

bwaaaaa I can’t

laureninlilly:

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

bwaaaaa I can’t

17yr:

whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor