tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

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pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

diggly:

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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perfect

talkin to someone who isnt from the US
me: okay so how much is that in real money
sexloveandnerdystuff:

This is one of the most inspirational posts I have ever seen on Tumblr.

sexloveandnerdystuff:

This is one of the most inspirational posts I have ever seen on Tumblr.

ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

hotwinger:

Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:

  • My mothafuckin acne
  • How mothafuckin tired I look
  • My mothafuckin future
  • My mothafuckin eating habits

Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:

  • This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:

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LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.

y-2-k:

I’ll never forget this one time at my old school this white girl was getting her cornrows on by a bunch of Somalians

y-2-k:

I’ll never forget this one time at my old school this white girl was getting her cornrows on by a bunch of Somalians