Disney + Strong Hip Game
I just realized that Meg is like “I’m off the stage. Elsa you take over.” and Elsa is like “Aww yiss, here I fucking am.”
And then there’s Jasmine and Esmeralda flirting with each other.
YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE
the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
They start the game Friday afternoon and Saturday morning half of Slytherin is in the hospital wing
imagine warped tour except in winter and instead of stages they do bonfires and all the bands do acoustic campfire renditions of their songs and everybody crowds around to get warm and all the merch is like sweaters and ski hats and there’s hot chocolate and snow and stuff
i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
they’re not for you… they’re for ME
College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.
so many of you have changed your icons and urls and i really don’t even know who half of you are anymore i just go with it
me: this celebrity is kinda good :-)!
tumblr: but… probematic! *brings out 116 receipts*
Put this on your blog. Our Queens are perfection.
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg
Wrong again. U is an upside down n and I have never stood on the equator but Abraham Lincoln was born in 1809 so have sex with me